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Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

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I like profit … I just don’t like profit THAT much

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Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you’re already on the road to profit.

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But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?

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You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers!

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I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful capitalist ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape

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I can’t wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release

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Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.

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Sorry for the fake out

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I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie.

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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