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Sooo… all powerful orange Jesus was defeated by simple witchcraft then? Hahahaha!

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She beat him with that black magic

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I once tried to say “Black don’t crack” about a co-worker of mine, but what came out was “Black Girl Magic” ( no I have no idea why), and the guys at work have been saying it randomly to me and each other since then. Now I’m thinking my brain was trying to explain that the dude’s seeming agelessness was black magic and got confused. I know this was rambly. I’m gonna do a sleep about it.

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Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. “it’s not that Trump lost, it’s that Kamala Harris has occult powers” was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn’t even have a bingo card ready.

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Why does the right always make up things that make her sound cooler than she is?

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Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

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I was about to say, I would dare argue that her being able to manipulate and control others would make her an amazing president, able to deal with dangerous threats with witchy powers.

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I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the straws they are grasping at, or the fact they still believe in witchcraft.

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She turned me into a newt!

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A newt?!

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He’s much better now.

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15 points

I got better.

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…I got better.

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