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I don’t have trouble explaining. I keep it high level and generic because 99 times out of 100, people are just making small talk and want to know just enough about you to categorize you.

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Similar with trying to explain the Fediverse. It doesn’t come up often, but the explanation is sometimes just

Non-profit run social media

While not entirely accurate since you can run an instance for profit, it’s been the case for pretty much every instance and it’s definitely true for the side I’m helping with

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Describing my job? Yeah, sure. I do science.

Explaining my job? Hell no. Nobody is willing to read a 20 page lit review to start to understand the background of what I do

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Contramuffin. (2024). Describing my job: I do science. Lemmy World, 78(9), 69-420.

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Trouble as in I’m in trouble if I do. I’m a formally educated it security engineer running my own incorporated software and infrastructure company. Firstly: people just hear “computer guy” and their second thought is “he can fix my stuff”. So I stay near to the truth and simplify it: I’m a theoretical electrical engineer. Boom, instant bored face and they leave as fast as they can. My neighbors love me, but I haven’t fixed a single of their computers in decades.

Also pro tip: the wife has the same qualifications as I, so she fixes her family’s stuff herself. My job is to lug stuff and the kids around at home.

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simplify it: I’m a theoretical electrical engineer.

So, IT is just theoretical electricity.

I need to remember that 😁

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5 points

A concept of electrical engineering

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Nope. I do plumbing, home renovation, small construction jobs and property maintenance.

Unless it requires a permit or special training, I can likely do it.

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What part of the world? I need to have a gas line run outside.

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Northern europe. There are no gas lines going into people’s homes here.

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What type of heating fuel do you guys use? Where i am its usually natural gas from lines or propane in tanks.

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Nah, like 50% of it is just telling people to restart their computers.

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