33 points
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
8 points
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
5 points
28 points
Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
19 points
3 points
4 points
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
3 points
15 points
urban foraging
5 points
13 points
I see so many variations on this meme, but I still don’t know what he originally said. And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. What’s the original?
7 points
What the actual duck?!
