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Sadly the account is already suspended.

I thought Twitter was all about freeze peach.

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Not only that but I thought comedy was explicitly ok as well! It’s so confusing, you have to ban so many accounts before you get free speech apparently.

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And about impregnating Taylor

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🥶🍑!
But no, that peach has been thoroughly thawed.

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Eh wasn’t this one like over a year ago?

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Oh you’re right. I saw the 9/11 and missed the year, 2022.

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I also failed to look at the year, I went by the fact that I’d seen it long ago lol

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Verified, so that’s clearly him. Ask him why his dad was in Dallas when JFK was shot.

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Wait what

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Its true. He claims he was “somewhere in Texas” during the assassination. Its one of those events where everybody remembers where they were when they heard the news, but he does not.

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Wait, they’re saying George HW Bush was involved in JFKs assassination now?

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Oh you didn’t know?

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I was told by a highly trustworthy source that it was, in fact, Ted Cruz’s dad.

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The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

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🎮 gaming

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More like gaming the system!!!

airhorns OOOOOHHHHH!!!

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We should listen to George W Bushs

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He finally threw his shoe into the ring.

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