Practice. It gets easier with practice
Nah, when it comes to social shit like that, you just have not give a fuck what people think about you anymore, because honestly, they probably fucking aren’t. You’d have to be pretty egotistical to think so, and if you were, you’d probably be one of those douche bags that bothers girls who don’t want to talk to them.
Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you’ve finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words “I’m literally inside you”.
Or so I hear…
A well written resume, a firm handshake, and a willingness to knock on doors is the key to success.
I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn’t worked yet??
Anon never learned “practice makes perfect” lol.
OP also did not go outside for the past 15 years
Have you tried being blackout drunk?
That’s what did it for me
Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?
If yes then I’ll have you know I’m quite the socializer.
Well it’s a start isn’t it?
Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.
But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won’t be much improvement then, and it’ll be 26 years later and you’ll be pushing 60.