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It doesn't mind waiting for you to finish(startrek.website)

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Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn’t tested it’s resolve.

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lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon’s wind Willy!

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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It’s supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

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brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

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icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOP
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Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.

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9point6@lemmy.world
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Why did it need the picture? 😂

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icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOP
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In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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It has a goatee.

A toilet from the Mirror Universe.

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