“My wife telling me not to shit my pants”
“me shitting my pants anyway”
Pensive voter considering the “Lions eating people’s faces” party after the leopards didn’t work out so well
15 points
My cat yelling at me because I didn’t feed him 15 times this morning.
12 points
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literally this scene that happened in one of our talk shows lol
BD’s former “chief of justice”, after being confronted by the talk show hostess about some stuff he did: “s-stop talking nonsense!!!”
hostess: “please don’t get agitated”
10 points
“Whoever wins we lose.”
