I can totally understand why
A lesser satan is only CR4. Demi-Satans are ironically more powerful than a normal satan being CR 15.
Wait so America’s not real either?
We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1! USA! USA! USA!
Apparently the only two positions possible are that we’re the cause of everything good in the world, or the cause of everything evil in the world. Number 1 either way, it would seem.
It’s probably that of all the western imperialist nations, the USA was doing the best the most recently. Being angry at the UK won’t get Chevron out of Iraq.
Granted I don’t know who that is or what language the text is (farsi? Arabic?) and I am an idiot.
Satan wouldn’t fight the US. He could probably learn a thing or two to improve hell