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Is it dishwasher safe?

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It’s made of emerald so probably.

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If by ‘dishwasher,’ you mean ‘the slave who washes the emperor’s dishes,’ then it better be or else.

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please refer to him by his full title:

Al-Sultan al-'Azam wal Khaqan al-Mukarram, Khushru-i-Giti Panah Abu’l-Fath Nur ud-din Muhammad Jahangir Padshah

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67 points

A subsidiary of the Coca-Cola Company.

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That might be the funniest quip I’ve seen all week

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19 points

“Al” to his friends.

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Al-Sultan to his wife

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Rough.

Sure this is made for drinking purposes? Looks more like a candle glass.

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37 points

Is it dishwasher safe?

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Absolutely not. Do you want a cursed dishwasher because that’s exactly how you get a cursed dishwasher.

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He has a name. It’s Rotom-Wash

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10 points

That explains some dishwashers then.

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No thanks. I’ve been trying to purge all of my emerald tableware. Need to lower the emerald levels in my blood.

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