50 points
Spoiler alert, he returned alive and didn’t incinerate into a fine carbon char. I know this is the only reason anyone on Lemmy would even click this link.
10 points
18 points
The instructions were clear. Take him up, cut the line, come back for a refill.
12 points
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Classic lemmy downvote bombing any post containing any mention of the bourgeois
4 points
9 points
Unfortunately safe and sound.
-2 points
Something seems very amiss with this.