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How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

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Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

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superkret@feddit.org
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Isn’t this joke missing the first half?

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kmartburrito@lemmy.world
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Not if you’re a regular here. And by regular, I mean even in the last 24 hours 😊

Edit - they’re even next to each other

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u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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And by the same user.

This dad is patient with his jokes.

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOP
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This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.

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Maultasche@lemmy.world
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And how can you tell, there was an elephant in the fridge?

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Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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Footprints in the butter.

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