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Fun fact: Those dudes actually have probably less medals than most western officers in same ranks, just the uniform regulations in DPRK require wearing all medals in their full form instead of ribbons while in dress uniforms.

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They can wear their parents and grandparents medals. Most of these were probably won during the Korean war.

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Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?

Obviously they need room for all the medals, but they could at least tailor them.

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12 points

The jackets inflate when they feel threatened.

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6 points

All the good tailors were executed by firing squad for designing something Kim Il Sung would have considered gauche

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Plausible to within 1/5 of a plausibility unit.

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9 points

Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?

I mean, something has to counterbalance their headwear.

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7 points

“This jacket looks ridiculous”.

Guy walking in with hat: “Uhh…”

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8 points

They got that Reviewbrah fit.

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12 points

Those uniforms fit like they took them off a dead guy that wore a very poorly tailored uniform.

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My handshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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I was struggling to find a job and my friend looked at my resume and was like, dude you need to put more bullshit there, add a bunch of stuff, even if it’s fake, no one cares, everyone does it. After so much rejection I was willing to try anything, fortunately a company hired me just around those days. But next time I’ll probably have to take his advice…

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