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Better hope you have safe search on.

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Furries with a thing for Scar from The Lion King get real careful hitting the R and not the key just to its right when they are searching for “scar porn.”

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22 points

Or dropping the first “r” and being blinded by ska porn.

🎺🎺🕴️

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4 points

Or leaving the r and also hitting the key next to it, could see some wild insertion pics

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1 point

Or leaving the r and pressing the key on the other side

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48 points

This seems like a bad place to put a town

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33 points

Say that to the average Dutchman

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9 points

THAT’S A BAD PLACE TO PUT A TOWN.

I ain’t afraid of no Dutchmen.

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5 points

No need. Only the average Dutchman. And he’s only average, so…

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5 points

You should be. On average, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

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2 points

Stupid joke we tell here.

Why are Dutchmen so big ? If the dike ( dam in this case ) breaks they are able to keep there head above the water.

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I deal with tailings dikes at work - this was a cool read

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Back during the late 90s era of internet, I got into a MASSIVE amount of troyble over a finger slip in a high school computer lab.

We were all assigned an African country to write an essay about. We had to only use internet cited sources.

I was assigned a country with the Namba people. Somehow I fat-fingered an “L” in there in the worst places. (Between the ‘b’ and the ‘a’ - don’t google it)

It triggered my school’s search filter. Altavista got involved. It was a nightmare.

The police got in contact with my parents, thinking I was being groomed and in danger of kidnapping.

It sucked.

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For those that want to know what it is, but dont want to risk searching:

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North American Man/Boy Love Association

Fucked up organization, but not really all that scary to search

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5 points

Wasn’t there a south park episode about them?

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3 points

Yep.

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My parents ran a business named my last name and owned the respective reyalilastname.com domain. In the late 90s, my dad had a page on his site with widgets of the top 6 or so search engines. It was a great place to easily jump between Yahoo, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, etc.

I was in the computer lab with my 6th-grade class kicking off some research project and recommended this page to my teacher who suggested it to all the students. That’s when I learned some classmates didn’t know how to spell my last name, and that removing 1 letter from my last name went to a porn site.

My name is nowhere near anything profane. It would be like McKenzie > McKenie or Saunders > Sanders. Literally nothing that would make you think ‘porn.’

The teachers didn’t notice, but several classmates asked me wtf my parents did. I was an awkward, nerdy kid who hadn’t accepted yet that I would never be popular and I believed providing a really good tool like that would help me achieve the popularity I craved (yeah, helping people do better on their class assignments was what I thought would make me cool—no wonder I wasn’t popular!). I remember feeling that hope just draining from my body as the misspelled page started popping up all over the computer lab.

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9 points

I thought I knew where this was going when you said “African country” and “finger slip”.

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2 points

I’m too scared now to ask AI how many g’s there are in Niger?

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1 point

TL;DR: NAMBLA, it sucked.

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