This is the Trump shooter

69 points

Moisturize me

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49 points

screeching
This rudeness against middle aged skinny-fat white guys will not stand!

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26 points

I despise that term. Somehow me managed to pathologize being slim but the wrong kind of slim so now people with every conceivable body type can have dysmorphia and hate themselves!

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15 points

Being a skinny amab in America my whole life, I’ve always had body dysmorphia. Thanks, other kids’ dads, for being pieces of shit!

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7 points

4chan ass terminology

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the absolute lack of abs – bet he had constant back pain

WORK ON YOUR CORE, FOLKS

you fucking need it

edit: not trying to body-shame; my piddling little six-pack is mostly covered by a layer of middle-age chonk, I have no room to shame and no interest in doing so – just saying that there’s very little fat covering very little musculature here, and it makes me sad for his poor back, it must have been wickedly overcompensating.

if your core musles are similar to the shooter’s, please consider pilates; I know it was a joke in Stepbrothers, but pilates did literally change my life, and it might help you too ❤️ I wouldn’t believe the reduction in back pain if it didn’t happen to me; it’s mind-blowing how much of a difference core strength can make.

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bet he had constant back pain

WORK ON YOUR CORE, FOLKS

No, let me tell you the real secret, stretch your fucking hamstrings, nerds

your stupid ass hamstrings tense up and shorten especially if you sit all day (like nerds) and idfk i guess it puts a lot of tension on your lower back

Stretching the shit out of my hamstrings and hips has basically gotten rid of my back pain

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18 points

Quaid… Quaiddddddd!

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38 points

NAFOlio

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I want you all to know that if I ever end up on the news I’m going to wear really cool clothes that look cool. I’m definitely not going to get my face smeared all over the news if I’m not wearing some cool tactical stuff, tactically.

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3 points

100% blacked out tank top and JNCOs.

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