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Soup of the day(lemmy.world)

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Synapse@lemmy.world
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Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:

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DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that

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ladicius@lemmy.world
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Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.

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DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

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Synapse@lemmy.world
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You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

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Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works
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Mock Turtle Soup of course. https://youtu.be/FWxFsJUlBbw

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary…

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Dwemthy (he/him)@lemdro.id
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What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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My favorite would be John Gielgud, but I couldn’t find an image.

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MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works
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I thought my link was Gene Wilder?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Oh is it? My mistake.

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No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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Oh geez, now I can’t wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

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jonkenator@lemmy.world
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Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

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