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My printer, of course.

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My weed jar. The curse is that it always has less than I thought I put in it.

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I have an accessory item with a name on it, from the clothing of a person who was killed. I never met this person.

I found it while doing cleanup of the scene where they died. It had no investigative value, so was trash, but I didn’t feel right throwing it away. I kept it, in hopes of giving it to someone close to them, but life kept moving and I ended up with it.

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Besides, if you throw it out you can’t talk to Mr Emerald any more. Mr Emerald needs a friend now that his original neighbor is dead.

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That object, my friend, is me.

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This is my answer. When things seem to be going well, something bad is about to happen

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My front lawn. Every political yard sign results in the candidate losing.

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Pls let me put Trump sign on lawn

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Trust me, we’ve talked about it

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I think it’s because you’re an actual leftist trapped in a place that has two Republican parties.

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