Another level: The id would be the part ordering more and more expensive drinks, so it’s preferred by barkeepers.
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Some people look so young like they haven’t even fucked their own parents yet. Always better to ask for official government documentation before serving them alcohol
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its pronounced “ed” like bust-ed I just done blew up your spot player
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pretty sure… bartender says he needs to see some ID like identification, I. D. pronounced eye-dee not Id, pronounced “ihd”… i just dont think it works written down (or said) im fun at parties
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and you mean your mother.
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I thought a Freudian slip was something you do with a milf to get her in bed? 😈
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