7 points

Good luck breaking the little bones in their ears that way.

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Just repeatedly slam the car

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Double, double toil and trouble;

Turn the key and engine rumble.

Gasoline and leather seating,

In the car and rev the beating.

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actually anything can break bones if you hit it hard enough.

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4 points

pillow fights more dangerous than I remember

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this happened to me on June 13th (it was a Tuesday). Luckily I didn’t break any bones due to… luck. 9 bruises.

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