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You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

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Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!

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1 point

Or stuffing them into their asses.

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13 points

Imagine

No!

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My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

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7 points

Now imagine wet dreams.

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2 points

So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?

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4 points

Don’t look up fruit fly sperm

This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

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WTF

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