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Hot take: Batleths are bad weapons. Probably introduced as a form of handicapping.

Shadiversity’s take on Batleths which surely wont cause any controversy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsElSDXPgSA

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Could also be that Klingon muscles are different from ours, they have a whole bunch of redundant organs after all, and the Batleth is designed to take advantage of their unique strengths

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That is a excellent point, I hadn’t thought of that, I just assumed all humanoids are about the same, but your totally right

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8 points

All the extra pointy bits could be good for puncturing multiple organs at once

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5 points

Physics does not work that way, you insolent fool!

Regardless of Klingon muscles, the fact that the blade sticks out sideways from the handle creates a lever arm that tends to make it droop due to gravity whenever it’s held horizontally. Even if Klingon hands are different, they’re not that different that it’s somehow advantageous to keep torquing upwards so the blade points at the opponent instead of the floor.

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19 points

Don’t see a batleth as a weapon. See it as extention to your arms and movement - or something similar did Worf say to Alexander.

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Yeah it often is described by Klingons as a monastic weapon, meant to teach a lesson or discipline while training with it. I don’t think the idea is for like a formation of Klingons to march into battle all wielding Bat’leths.

You train with a Bat’leth and then when a real battle comes you are more prepared to fight with other weapons, or even unarmed. It even makes sense in that the Bat’leth is a very complex object. I can totally see how simply trying to spar with it would force you to think more about all the different ways you can use the thing in your hands to your advantage.

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3 points

That makes sense. Interesting!

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16 points

They look so scifi though

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13 points

I rest my case, your honor.

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13 points

I thought that was cannon? It’s that not specifically mentioned somewhere? I can’t remember when I heard it but I always thought that they were made to be hard to use, because winning a battle with a regular weapon is easy and therefore less honorable.

And if you watch the actors try to swing these things around they always look awkward.

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8 points

Give it to a bunch of bored monks. If they could make something as useless as two chained sticks into a cool weapon…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gYb6ip-BHY

Bat’leth vs Sword sparring match

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6 points

Basically dark age knights could have beaten Klingons in battle.

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Even worf seems to agree, by Picard s3 he has a sort of batleth / katana hybrid instead of a classic one. Though I think he already said in DS9 that he actually prefers the mekleth.

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It’s a Mek’leth (modified in PIC S03), which he has stated before is his preferred weapon. He even uses it in The First Battle of Deep Space Nine to defend against the attempted Klingon invasion.

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It’s worth noting, too, that Worf is an in-universe badass even by Klingon standards. He easily takes out Duras. He won a major Bat’leth tournament in Parallels. He beats Gowron to the floor in Apocalypse Rising. Later in the Dominion War, he takes on every single Jem’hadar in a prison and beats them all, which Mar’tok can’t help but be impressed by. Late in the war, he beats and kills Gowron easily.

If Worf says the Mek’leth is better, then we should take his word for it.

Also, Gowron is a chump ass bitch and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

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1 point

For a minute I thought it was something like ice skating blades. Why does this weapon exist?

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6 points

looks cool and alien, perfect for a tv show about warrior aliens.

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37 points

This will keep happening until Amazon starts cracking down on cheap Ferengi knock-offs with fake reviews.

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23 points

This sharpener has no honour!

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12 points

Made by some p’tahk no doubt.

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20 points

Everyone knows you must sharpen them with real stones from the home planet, lubricated with the blood of your enemies.

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10 points

I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?

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Have you seen olive oil prices lately? You enemies blood is definitely cheaper.

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2 points

Olive oil is too thick and will go rancid and harden. Use mineral oils

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2 points

I think this is one of those times when there’s really no substitute for producing your own.

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2 points

If you can’t get fresh, instant is fine

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I’ve definitely heard of people using it. Although I’ve also heard an oil with a higher smoke point may be better.

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What kind of person sharpens a batleth? What do they think they are going to use it for?

Do they want to chop off random parts of their body?

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The sharper the bat’leth, the greater the honor.

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2 points

If using your enemies blood, yes. A electric sharpener alone… not so much.

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