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If you’re chopping hot peppers, always, always wash your hands before peeing. I certainly learned my lesson.

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Can confirm. Wash forearms too. Peed, washed hands, then wiped eye with forearm.

0 stars. Would not recommend.

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😭

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Gloves probably better, washing sometimes is not enough

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For the superhots, yes. Good point!

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I’ve never found this to be a problem. I’ve also never experienced poop burn after eating spicy things but instead got it from misc other food that upset my stomach.

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You just didn’t go spicy enough! 😬

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There’s no such thing as “spicy enough”

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I’ve eaten ghost peppers, hard candies made from extracts made from California reapers, and this crazy octopus sauce my sister once got at an Asian market where a single drop in a pot of rice bordered on painful for me… And one time I accidentally put in a splash

None of that bothers me on the way out - capsaicin just doesn’t bother me at all once it hits me stomach. But other things do… Grapefruit for instance

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Sometimes it still burns even if you washed your hands. Source: I was eating momos a few days back and the sauce was extra spicy. And I rubbed my eyes after washing hands.

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Mmm momos 🤤 It can still definitely linger even after washing if it’s spicy enough.

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Martina Hill is fucking hilarious. I don’t understand German but I love her sketches; they are often physical comedy so you don’t need to know German.

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Also her Heidi Klum parody is legendary.

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Do you have a YouTube link?

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Thats one of my favorites from her https://youtu.be/zcOhrtAFc-Y ( has english sub as well)

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Just FYI. It’s a sketch from the German comedy show „Knallerfrauen“

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Be sure to check out her beautiful lullaby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcOhrtAFc-Y

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Good bot

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I get “Failed with error code 1002, see logs for more info” when trying to watch the piped video. 🤷

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“I’ll give you a reason to cry.”

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