19 points
Only problem is cockroach lifespan means you have to do this once a year. Or train them to glue them on themselves
12 points
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They also molt A LOT until they are fully fledged adults. I’m starting to think this might be more work…
15 points
You sound ambitious; a lazy person is always willing to invest time into avoiding the task at hand.
3 points
15 points
Welcome to Joe’s apartment.
7 points
Meth heads come up with the craziest shit.