Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

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Cats are territorial, you have to take a bigger shit on top of theirs to show dominance.

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This guy dominates.

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Drop a stinker on those 4 legged trespassers

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Robot lawnmower… Damn

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It’s like an outdoor Roomba. Very common in Europe, nothing special at all.

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“nothing special at all” he says…

I grew up using a push mower.

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So did I. Now I am old, and will enjoy the modern world.

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Special if it works, the damn wire needs to be redone completely each spring because it somehow breaks somewhere.

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In 1980?

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I feel like this can’t possibly be true… The cheapest one I can find is $650. Like, these are not affordable for most folks.

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You say that like Europe isn’t comprised of like 50 countries and near a billion people

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I’m from the UK and I’ve never seen an automatic lawnmower unless it was on tv

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But all the EU countries got one for christm… Oh…

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Lawn mover!

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motion activated sprinkler

predator pee scent in your lawn

hot pepper flakes around your lawn

put trap boxes out with bait inside, catch the cat

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depending on your jurisdiction, but especially in rural and farm areas you may be permitted to cull feral animals on your property.

In ecologically sensitive areas, (basically Islands, the Americas, Australia) cats are a invasive species, and put local small animal species in extreme danger. There may be a government program to assist in your effort. i.e. Australia’s Cat Free Kangroo Island initiative https://conservationbytes.com/2021/05/20/killing-feral-cats-quickly-and-efficiently/

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I want to cull even non-feral ones, like these…

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Fuck the downvotes, do this.

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It’s pretty amazing to me how angry people get about dogs pooping in their yards and owners not picking it up when anyone with a cat who ever lets it out makes zero effort to keep that cat from pooping in other people’s yards and most people don’t seem to mind.

The older the cat, the less they bury their excrement. Sometimes it’s just enough to obscure it so you step in it. Sometimes it’s notburried at all. It’s so much more offensive to me than dog poop that I have to assume there’s some sort of genetic marker that some of you lack that makes me smell it as one of the most foul smells i’ve ever experienced. I’ve lived next to someone with 20 some cats and barely any yard and they made it completely impossible to enjoy my yard at all, and unlike dogs putting up a fence does nothing.

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A motion activated or retomely deployable sprinkler system would work wonders. No need for drenching the critter, just interrupt or annoy the cat. After a few forced baths, the cat would associate shitting on your lawn with getting wet and just move to safer grounds.

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Sprinkle catnip all over a neighbor you don’t like (the owner?) yard.

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Maybe that’s what the neighbour did to op lol

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