Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American Flag-Shaped Cake
That is still one of the realest Onion stories of all time. Always gets me how well they were able to point out the absurdity of so many Americans’ reactions in the hours and days after, while also obviously feeling the same reaction themselves.
It’s kind of amazing they were bold enough to make 9/11 jokes so soon afterwards. The country truly went blind with “patriotic” rage, and I guess the Onion writers weren’t afraid of that bullshit.
Still hilarious. It has aged well.
Partial to… “According to Generation X sources, the recent attack on America may have rendered cynicism and irony permanently obsolete.”
The Onion was such a much needed resource in those horrible days immediately following the tragedy. It helped a lot to keep me sane, at least.
One of the best I remember is a cover pic of celebrities with the caption “Nation yearns to care about useless shit again” or something to that effect. It was so great…I don’t see it in the links above, but it is the one I still remember to this day.
Great post, OP. Thanks!
Edit: here it is!
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
And another article about The Onion and 9/11 from The Onion: https://onion20.substack.com/p/the-onions-911-issue-20-years-later
So good. It should be in the Smithsonian.
