1 point

Nah. These are way too short.

permalink
report
reply
39 points

I’m so cooked I genuinely thought that’s what it was at first, until I noticed all the words were slang/recent colloquialisms

permalink
report
reply
5 points

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I thought it was another one of those meme languages at first.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

[1 (4//"7 |_|//[)3|2574//) '/0|||2 //|2171//9.17’5 (0//|=||51//9

Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here’s what it was supposed to be.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Use code formatting, perhaps?

permalink
report
parent
reply
49 points

What, you don’t have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

permalink
report
reply
9 points

I’m pretty sure fused add multiply with store is part of the AVX instruction set.

permalink
report
parent
reply
23 points

I still don’t know why this architecture went for a Double XOR as the NOP, I guess they were just flexing that the reference chip design could do both in a single cycle

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

When returning from kernel code, one should issue Drop Execution Ring Privileges, of course.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Its been in RISC V for decades.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I wouldn’t really characterize fourteen years as “decades.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Ahh yess…the FAPS

permalink
report
reply
6 points

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Create post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

Community stats

  • 6.5K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.4K

    Posts

  • 32K

    Comments