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I’m sorry, I can’t tell if you’re cleaning it or fucking it.

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He just wants to get a round off.

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Cleaning is the only thing that came to my mind. Now I wish I hadn’t looked at the comments…

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Fucking it then cleaning it, or at least I hope it’s in that order.

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Ugh, I hate getting GSR on my dick.

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Cleaning a disposable bazooka?

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Again, that’s why I’m concerned it’s the latter.

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oh lawd

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Rocketussy

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I honestly can’t tell if that’s the issued cleaning fluid or lube.

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thoomp

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