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I’m a fan of “Arbeitsschutzgetränk” (literally “work safety drink”).
It’s the stuff workers in steel mills get, to prevent dehydration when working close to the furnace.
They need to drink 2 gallons of that per day, during their entire working life. So I trust that it’s formulated right.

approved by the German metal-workers Union 👍

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33 points

Can this be had across the pond?

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The US equivalent seems to be “Sqwincher”.

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What a terrible name for anything not poo related.

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We have this at my work. Liquid, powder, and freezie form. It’s good shit and has what plants crave!

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8 points

Could this be the Elotrans killer?

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Trans people want to kill Elon Musk?

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So, obviously that’s crazy and we’re all here to dunk on this person.

But also, I want everyone to know that Gatorade sells their product as a powder as well. One container of powder makes something like 24 bottles of Gatorade. It’s super cheap, and way more environmentally friendly. Thank you for your attention

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I bet the horse one has a quarter of the sugar though.

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it says NO SUGARS

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Gatorade isn’t actually a good source of electrolytes though.

It’s sugar and pinch of salt.

However! There’s totally good electrolyte powders that are packed with the goods, and they’re not much pricier.

Also, sour patch kids have a weird ingredient in the coating that most electrolyte stuff doesn’t have. Potassiumsomething something, irrc?

If you’re super dehydrated while drinking a fuckload of water, stick some of them under your tongue

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but it’s got what plants crave

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Also, sour patch kids have a weird ingredient in the coating that most electrolyte stuff doesn’t have. Potassiumsomething something, irrc?

Probably you’re referring to tartaric acid, potassium bitartrate. It’s added to candy to stabilize invert sugars, keeping them from crystallizing. You can buy it in powder form, usually called cream of tartar.

I don’t know what it does for hydration, but I suppose it would help top up potassium levels.

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The memory of the medics explaining it to me is a little hazy, due to the heat injury. Something about potassium ion channels?

I’m a mechanic, not a medic, so I haven’t the knowledge base to know what that means, I just recall them saying things like sour patch kids are basically magic, because they do a thing the vast majority of electrolyte stuffs don’t

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Any recommendations?

I use nuun tabs. Not exactly cheap considering it’s $7 for 10 tabs. Not exactly environmentally friendly considering the small plastic tubes.

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but is there an environmentally worse way to purchase gator-aid?

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Purchase a huge swath of wetlands. Start cutting down all the trees and filling in the swampy bits. Once there is a credible threat to the existence of the alligators, start a campaign to save the wilderness and undo the damage. Allow people to donate money by purchasing “Gator-Aid” packages for $100 a shot. Steal the money and run.

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10 points

Order it delivered, one bottle at a time?

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Airmailed via sub orbital rockets.

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Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we’re discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?

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Because just beyond that fact is a big sign labeled “THIS IS A JOKE”

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You know several people did actually do and die from the “Tide challenge”…

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That was basically because you could die from pretending to do it. The challenge was to eat a laundry pod. That’s really obviously not safe, but biting a laundry pod and spitting it out after pretending to swallow and die for the camera seemed like a reasonable way to freak people out while skipping the dangerous part to a handful of teenagers. The biting step was the real dangerous one, though, as concentrated laundry detergent can corrode tongues and throats and windpipes really quickly, and you’d lose the capacity to decide what to swallow, what to inhale, and what to hold in your mouth and spit out within seconds. This kills the teenager. The news generally reported this as Teenager dies attempting Tide Pod Challenge instead of Teenager dies attempting to fake Tide Pod Challenge, which didn’t tell teenagers it wasn’t safe to pretend to do, but did make pretending to do it seem like a better prank, so overall only made it more tempting.

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You’ve got far more faith in people than I do…

Ivermectin.

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It is on the World Health Organization’s List of Essential Medicines

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Using horse dewormer topically is a popular home treatment for rosacea because it has the same active ingredient as a prescription cream (Soolantra), but the cream is ~$700/mo.

There are so many frugal “life-hacks” that involve a trip to your local feed store.

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Yep - that’d fall squarely into the discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks bucket. Thanks for volunteering to demonstrate my point.

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I was agreeing with you and providing another example

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Wait, horse dewormer? Ivermectin?

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And then Americans will call you a fucking stupid fucking idiot for having the audacity to point it out.

Enjoy your pig slop, America.

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I just nab one of these bad boys every few years. Don’t fall for big-electrolyte’s propaganda

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Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

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I’ve read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

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What if I want to whip the llama’s ass though?

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You’ll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.

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I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work

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Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.

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8 points

I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I’m pretty ok with it

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For horses or for humans?

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They taste good, too.

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Speaking of animal shampoo, me and the wife rescued some pups and they had issues…

Too young for flea/tick shampoo, but we found a hippy organic shampoo that just smelled like the best of the fall season. Took care of the fleas/ticks, and we kept it around for general dog bathing for the smell. It was amazing, lol.

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This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays…

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They’re on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!

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Tennessee marchin’ powder

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Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.

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Big Horse is at it again.

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