King Bazinga presents some poetry about how we actually need Supply-Side Cultural Christianity.

YOU WILL USE THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE

YOU WILL CALL E_LO~N THE MEME MAESTRO

YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT WHETHER YOU WILL GET A WINDOW SEAT ON THE MAGIC METAL DICK TO MARTIAN PARADISE

Between plague and war and the world on fire
he dusts off the playbook for a failing Empire:

“Hide your dying system’s inhumanity
with a brand new, hate-filled, Christianity!”

See, rhyming’s easy you arrogant shit
Now do what’s right and get in the

When he was an adolescent

Was thrown down stairs, convalescent

Subsequently on the mend

But not enough, I do contend

You could not write a better line

about the heir to a slave mine

poetry smoetry 😎

putting the “emetic” in “memetic”

copy pasted from grok, he didn’t even write this

90% chance he asked grok for this

Atheism left an empty space

Secular religion took its place

“I sure do wonder what will fill the niche left as increasing numbers of young people stop attending church”, wondered the figurehead of the large, online personality cult.

How long until he’s doing crossover features with Peterson?

he already did, and spent the interview complaining about his kid that went no-contact

Well then, I’ve never been so glad to be out of touch!

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