with blackjack and hookers
2 points
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
2 points
I’m 40% (insert thing)
1 point
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“I’m Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!”
And "Good news! It’s a suppository!
3 points
My manwich!