That democracy was real.
Around Harry Potter age, I thought they were gonna give Albus Dumbledore a testicle-titty-twister when they said they wanted to sack him before he was to be fired
Consequently, Chamber of Secrets was wayyyyyyy more horrifying and dramatic than it needed to be in this (👉🧠) movie theatre mhohoho
lol dunno why the downvotes but that’s hilarious if you don’t use the word ‘sack’ someone as a synonym for ‘fire’ someone where you come from!
Sack is British, where I’m from it means someone has you and twists you by the balls. I sorta got they wanted to fire him but the alternative meaning was intrusively unable to be lost on me
Nah I think it means ‘chuck your stuff in a sack and get out of here’. Sac(k) to refer to balls is probably also a very old usage from French but since it’s vulgar it likely didn’t become the colloquialism meaning to be removed from one’s job. It is a funny homonym though.
That, despite my feelings and emotions at the time, I would never be a girl. So, that was a fucking lie.
That there’s a loving God.
Now it seems clear that even if he did exist, he’s just above average asshole
I was a real piece of shit for a good handful of years when I was a kid because I believed I was destined for hell. I figured if I’m going to spend eternity being tortured I may as well enjoy life to the max, even at the expense of others. Because I’m already going to hell, so why not, right?
Religion is fucking toxic, man. I hurt a lot of people and made a lot of decisions I can’t recover from.
I would argue that they would be fully evil depending on your definition of god.
That god(s) exist(s).