Panel 1: “God created you just the way you are, and God doesn’t make mistakes.”

Panel 2: “Wait, so… God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am…?”

“Yes!”

Panel 3: “Bastard.”

24 points

The god that lets kids be born with terminal cancer. Your god, not mine.

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20 points

The “eVeRyThInG hApPeNs FoR a ReAsOn” or “iT’s GoD’s WiLl” – crowd can go suck dirty sink water through a sock.

If it’s God’s will for people to suffer through no fault of their own, maybe your god just really sucks.

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6 points

Wow that’s a good insult.

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17 points

god gave me gender dysphoria for the lolz

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9 points

My biggest problem with the Christian god is that if he does exist, he’s a dick. He’s done terrible things in his own book, and yet people claim he’s all good? The definition of morality? I would rather suffer an eternity in hell than live by such a shity self serving moral code.

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4 points

“They deserved it.” – God, probably.

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Not only that, he set up all the other people to hate you for the thing about yourself that you can’t change!

What a great deity they are!

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The best reply to “God made you a man, be a man, he doesn’t make mistakes” is “God made you nearsighted, take off those glasses, he doesn’t make mistakes”

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