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Guys Kamala is 60 and a career politician. I don’t think this is a given.

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My HR manager is also 60 and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

Nothing is a given in this life.

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11 points

Also the new intern might not be able to do this either. There’s a surprisingly narrow age range where this skill set is expected

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Yeah but the career politician part means that she hasn’t had a job since McDonald’s that didn’t come with at least half a dozen underpaid assistants, so it’s a fair assumption.

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and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

This is good or bad?

Using an easily editable format seems good. Microsoft though

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A) Why would a newsletter need to be editable?

B) The vast majority of our staff access the newsletter via their phones, and will not care to install an app just so they can read it.

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7 points

She was also a lawyer early on in her career. I’m sure as an office gopher she handle plenty a PDF, printing, copying faxing and DOCX.

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How old are you?

Kamala Harris was already middle aged when the DOCX standard was released or the workflow of converting a word to pdf became common. All of that stuff really didn’t hit mainstream until the Obama administration. It would have probably even been longer for a legal office to adopt it.

I think it’s safe to say she knows how to use Microsoft Word (or something like Lotus Notes), print a document, and even scan something to a pdf. I bet you could also teach her how to use ether “print to PDF” function fairly quickly. However if you just plop her in front of a computer and tell her to go at it I think the most likely result is Kamala swearing at the ribbon interface…

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Early on in her career was before pdfs were a thing.

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62 points

We’re fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

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I dunno, mobile devices aren’t “computers”, and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it’ll likely be skipped right over, and we’ll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it’s what plants crave).

Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).

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Harris’ birthdate is October 20th 1964, she’s pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X

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Usually the cusp of Gen-X is 1965, so even she is Boomer/Gen-X

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Douglas Copeland originally defined Gen X as starting ~1960. That tracks with Gen Jones - 1960-1964 - a boomer subset that had a very different experience from that of classic boomers. I have seen Obama described as a Gen X-er and he’s older than I am.

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14 points

Not with their average ages creeping up. It’s the same generation of of people over and over.

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they gotta dtop being 80 for that tho otherwise it’ll take another 20 years or so

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2 points

A generation or two ahead and it’ll be hard for presidents to operate the holographic interface/brain interface and find typical functions.

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But she is so young. If you consider 60 to be young

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32 points

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

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For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, Cheney Bush Jr. probably could’ve as well.

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With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

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He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.

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To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.

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Roosevelt didn’t convert word documents to PDF. He edited the PDF directly, with a hex editor.

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3 points

“Bully!”

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2 points

“Back in my day…”

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I’m pretty sure you can just select pdf when saving the file in word.

Edit: lol wasn’t really commenting on the politics of this post, just being pedantic about word processing software. Please don’t read any political meaning into my statement lmao.

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One candidate is 78 years old, types in all-caps, and forgets what he was saying halfway through a sentence. For my money, I think it’s a fair bet that the difference between a PDF and a native MS Word file eludes them.

On second thoughts...

Come to think of it, a regular client of Epstein’s teenage human trafficking ring probably know more about ‘PDF files’ (ahem) than most of us.

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Right, but keep in mind how low the bar is for politicians. They have people for this.

Are we sure this isn’t the first presidential election where a candidate even knows what a pdf is?

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4 points

“What’s word?”

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And reminder: “save as PDF” is better for accessibility because it keeps tags and structural metadata. “Print as PDF” strips that and makes accessibility nerds sad. (This comment brought to you by me, a librarian/webadmin armpit-deep in updating several sites to meet the new ruling on digital accessibility for government websites in the US)

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Correct, since like Office 2007, it is literally a built in file format from the Save As menu.

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Only when you “save as” which is too difficult for some people

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I believe the point is that deep in this digital age the only President that’s actually used a computer before was Obama (probably).

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