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The same way they’re able to take human shape and move instead of sitting in a pile…

Shit, some of them talk

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Free me from this flesh, brother

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A dungeon suddenly becomes the corridors of the Nostromo. No matter where you hide, the skeletons can sense your BONES!

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You know how their jumble of bones pulls together when you get close? Their bones wanna do that with your bones, and the osteonetic attraction that pulls their bones together let’s them know where your bones are, too.

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So all you would have to do to avoid this fate would be to pull out your own bones from your body, interesting…

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And that’s how you get slimes

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“Whoopsie, ah… I mean… success?”

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Their bones are actually inert. Your bones just want to join their bones doing fuck all all day long. Their bones are doing your bones’ bidding.

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So the ultimate counter to skeletons are octopuses.

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Octopuses have beaks. Are beaks considered part of a skeleton?

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Afaik beaks are more like nails, hoofs and antlers in composition.

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Nails, hooves, and rhino horn are all made of keratin; antlers are a little more complicated: https://www.amnh.org/explore/news-blogs/news-posts/horns-and-antlers-what-s-the-difference

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Isn’t the proper plural term octopi?

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Octopodes, actually.

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