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What’s going on here? Did something noteworthy happen in Tianamen square I don’t know about?

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No, nothing eventful happened in Tianamen square.

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this is kind of awful but also the best meme i’ve seen in weeks

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15 points

holy shit 😭

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RIP Phineas and Ferb

Wait who am I talking about?

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