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Make me wonder where the evolution of -- brings us, when we get a hypercube with ++

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C[], the language of buffer overruns.

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C*, the language of null-dereferences

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&C the language of returning pointers to popped stack frames.

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c matrix and c tesseract can be cool names

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I feel like we missed C Squared and C Cube, which would have been a cool name. (And probably also would have sucked.)

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I thought it was neat when I saw that C# was just C++… ++.

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This is the first time I’ve seen it like this, and I’ve been using C# nearly daily for over 10 years!

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I love this template

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we have C#, where the hell is C♭?

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You mean B?

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this deserves many more upvotes haha

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Something, something, just intonation something.

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I prefer Ax

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Does it pronounce “C flat”? I’m not fluent in musical tongue.

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Yep c flat or b sharp. If the octave has a half step between notes (a full step is A to B, B to C, etc), then a sharp/flat is created. The octave dictates if we call it a sharp or flat, but from a mathematical perspective they are the same tone.

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Lol but there is no c flat or b sharp. There’s no half step between them. Just like E and F.

That’s why those black keys on the piano have gaps between them.

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Last time I fingered A minor I went to prison

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I’ve done that too, but I didn’t go to prison because I was a minor at the time too lol.

But that raises a good question…does an adult remembering their teenage sexual escapades fondly make them a pedophile?

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