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Whoever made Jira’s markup syntax: Straight to jail.

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The thing I dislike most about Atlassian products is that each of them has a completely different formatting engine and markup syntax. You’d think they’d be consistent but noooo

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Atlassian doesn’t even have consistency within single products! I’m using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira’s own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It’s always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn’t support it for some inexplicable reason.

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19 points

In Confluence… the same emojis look different on page title on the sidebar vs the body. Two different font families.

It’s incredible.

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5 points

Try to do any formatting more complex than none at all in Confluence. It just gets polluted with invisible markup and changes styling randomly.

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12 points

The thing I dislike about Atlassian is everything from Atlassian

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6 points

Thankfully these days I spend most of my time in Confluence, which supports Markdown

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Both Bitbucket and Confluence partially support Markdown, but they implement it in different ways, which is maddening.

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Jira Developers: for the love of god can we PLEASE stop trying to shoehorn literally fucking everything into our platform?

Jira PMs: slaps roof this bad boy can fit so much scope creep

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Whoever made Jira~~'s markup syntax~~: Straight to jail.

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6 points

Same for Google Chat

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67 points

Code? .md files on GitHub

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I’ve been having trouble getting syntax highlighting to work on my ‘```’ fenced code blocks. I give it the right/supported language identifier, but nothing changes.

I’m using neovim with a bunch of lsp plugins and treesitter. Anyone have dotfiles with markdown code syntax highlighting working?

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Are u using Mason and LSPconfig?

edit: Oh, I don’t know that getting syntax highlighting in the blocks is something i’ve seen

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Have you installed the treeesitter grammars for those languages with :TSInstall language_name or in your treesitter config?

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This is pretty much all that’s needed. The language in the block is identified via a name that follows the opening triple backtick. E.g.:

```python some carefully indented code ```

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3 points

I’d go PostScript, since it’s Turing-complete.

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59 points

Discovering obsidian has been a blessing for my sanity and made me less lazy for taking notes.

Plus I can use latex to transform md into docx and there’s decent pdf support so I don’t need to play with the circus of WYSIWYG pain that’s MS Word.

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I keep meaning to check out Obsidian, but I’m like you said, lazy.

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20 points

Hi. This is your push to do it.
Download it and start a video tutorial of your choosing.
It’s great! Do it!

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Lol thanks, I appreciate the push. I have more important things to be pushed towards though, such as work and personal tasks.

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11 points

Be lazier! I believe in you.

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I have obsidian installed, but I haven’t really looked into how to use it. It has been on my list of things I should probably learn for a long time now

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I am probably just an idiot but i find writing proper notes with links etc very tedious, in obsidian.

So i end uo just typing everything into a few documents based on the doc title. Which means i might as well just use notepad

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I was using MarkText and a fairly structured set of directories. I switched to Bookstack which allows me to do essentially the same thing but with a web interface and the ability to share with even using RBAC. It doesn’t do the cool linking stuff though.

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Sounds like you need to check out Org-roam (if you use emacs) or some other zettelkasten style note taking software

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5 points

Change Obsidian to Zettlr.

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I think the use cases are different, as Zettlr seems like a pure publication tool but Obsidian (at least originally) was more of a personal note organizer that grew due to having community plugins.

I do agree though that Zettlr is a better publication tool, though I wouldn’t change Obsidian for it as a personal organizer/kb.

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Obsidian is what I used to keep my notes while playing Book of Hours. It was a fantastic tool and I’ll definitely use it in the future!

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How’s the Book of Hours? I played a good deal of Cultist Simulator, but it tends to suck me in and I recover few hours later without an understanding what just happened.

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I finished my playthrough a couple days ago, after 80 hours. It’s much more forgiving than CS – there’s no lose condition, as far as I can tell. There’s also a shitload more to keep track of, hence me using Obsidian. I personally found the experience of tracking [what books give what resource] and [what resources make what crafting recipes] to be extremely satisfying, but your mileage may vary.

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4 points

Pandoc is also great!

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Definitely, I said latex but I wanted to mean Pandoc.
The only thing is that applying a docx theme format to Pandoc was very challenging, although I would blame docx, not pandoc.

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56 points

This is the way.

Almost completely pure way of storing ideas. With this I mean that you don’t store unnecessary data such as “background should be white” or “left page margin is 1.3cm”. It’s just text. What’s important is what it says + minimal markup.

Presentation is left to the reader’s client. Do you want dark mode? Get a markdown editor/reader that supports it. Do you want serif font? Again, that’s client’s choice and not part of the document.

I wish browsers would support markdown out of the box, so you could open https://example.com/some-post.md

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Old fart warning!

Presentation is left to the reader’s client. Do you want dark mode? Get a markdown editor/reader that supports it. Do you want serif font? Again, that’s client’s choice and not part of the document.

I remember when that is how the web worked. All that markup was to define the structure of the document and the client rendered it as set by the user.

Some clients were better than others. My favourite was the default browser in OS/2 Warp, which allowed me to easily set the display characteristics of every tag. The end result was that every site looked (approximately) the same, which made browsing so much nicer, in my opinion.

Then someone decided that website creation should be part of the desktop publishing class (at least at the school I taught at). The world (wide web) has never recovered.

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We’re kinda getting it back with the Accessibility tree

In theory, if the page is compiled right, you can read everything right from there. You could also interact with it.

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Thanks. This is the first I’ve heard of the Accessibility tree. A quick look kind of spooked me, but I’ll dig deeper.

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It’s a simple and elegant way of covering 95% of document structuring needs, while being as close to readable plaintext as possible.

The vast majority of documents currently written in MS-word could just be markdown. The vast majority of web content could just be markdown. This would save the modern world petabytes of XML bloat.

If you need something fancier, either use a vector format or do fancy client-side styling.

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Markdown is good. I use it when working in the company since the format is ubiquitous. I do writing my blog posts with Markdown (Hugo for the curious).

But personally, or working with a bit more niche team, for writing personal documentation I prefer Asciidoc [0]. It has better syntax and have some nice functionalities like Table of Contents.

For personal notes, nothing can surpass Org Mode [1].

[0] https://asciidoc.org

[1] https://orgmode.org

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doesn’t Markdown have a TOC function if you have at least 2 headings?

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Unfortunately there’s no way to have a generated TOC within the page itself. It’s usually in a sidebar or something like that.

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Yeah asciidoc is really cool, I wish it was better supported.

Same with asciimath (are they related? )

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