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basic is like toki pona then i guess, like python but even easeier

no wait, that ones gray snail (minimalist vocabulary: it has only 4 commands)

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Rust is more like Esperanto isn’t it? It’s Latin, but regularized and with the rough edges sanded off.

Python is more like Spanish. A billion speakers in the world, and really easy to pick up a few phrases, but a small European minority still think they run it.

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If you think Rust has zero rough edges you might have drunk too much kool aid.

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Esperanto is just Spanish pretending to be a neutral language.

Honestly a very bad language. Nothing intuitive or easy about it. It’s as well thought out as QWERTY.

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soo…is FORTRAN greek? Or phoenecian?

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Id argue that Octave is Greek or at least Egyptian.

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What about basic and assembly? Even Pascal?

Yeah I’ve not done any coding in a while.

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RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages

FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?

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Fortran is Proto-Indo-Germanic or whatever it’s called again

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Lisp (specifically IPL) is Proto-Indo-European. All languages have unwittingly taken inspiration from it

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No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let’s get you back inside with cobol.

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thanks, i hate it

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LISP is too old to care any more.

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