52 points
“AND flight.”
- Geese
36 points
Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That’s why they get their wings clipped.
Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.
5 points
I think it’s more like clipping some of your toes so you couldn’t run too far.
5 points
1 point
3 points
I also want to include turkeys even though they’re not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they’re perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.
It’s quite cute.
3 points
28 points
Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.
18 points
14 points
You don’t see kiwis here because they don’t fight physically. Instead they’ll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.
