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He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.

Remember that.

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73 points

Either way I feel it’s more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

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I personally don’t want to know about before and won 't ask, but that’s up to everyone’s personal relationship standards.

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25 points

My wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I’m not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.

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28 points

When you’re bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

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152 points

In a row?

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90 points

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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34 points

Hey get back here!

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5 points

I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

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40 points

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

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It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

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5 points

I mean impressive, but not unachievable.

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5 points

There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

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1 point

Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

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21 points

Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.

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5 points

Until her fashion designer ex shows up.

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11 points

theres a million fine lookin women out there

not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you

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3 points

Nah in a column.

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3 points

No simultaneously

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85 points

It’s not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality

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31 points

“I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees…”

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23 points

Hard disagree. It’s about optimizing the dick sucking.

I’m betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

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Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.

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12 points

Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.

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3 points

¿Por que no los dos?

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62 points

He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?

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10 points

He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting

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1 point

Then organic organism organizing.

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56 points

It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.

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15 points

I’m afraid to test your theory.

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35 points

If you do test their theory, get tested often.

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They already completed the multiple choice section of the test.

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My experience on Grindr says otherwise.

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12 points

Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.

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I kinda think that’s a bit of the problem. So many picless profiles that are “dl” and I’m out and loud about it.

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6 points

but, you seem so cute

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2 points

Live near a major city?

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4 points

it turns out it’s a lot harder if you don’t care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.

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