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The guy with a truck had a concept of a plan

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You all laugh, but one time I was young, dumb, and just did what people told me to do.

In this regard, I found myself pulling a grain auger on a much-too-small flat deck trailer. The trailer was maybe 10ft long by 6 ft wide, so we put one wheel of the grain auger on the deck, and one on the external tail light of the trailer which was relatively sturdy. ‘are you sure this is a good idea?’ ‘fuck it, she’ll go. Just go slow

So I start driving. No immediate problems. Turns out that going down a major, winding hill at the 100 km posted speed limit is not a good idea with an awkward load. It’s also a pretty interesting time to figure out that if you brake, you make the trailer sway worse. Hmm so speed up it is! Started at the top of the hill at about 90 km/hr and came out for it at about 120 km/hr. Lol.

And that’s just one of the times I shoulda died! Whee.

This is also why I mentor the fuck out of any junior I work with. too many stories like this.

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I’ve also got a story of other people saying “it’ll be fine” while I should have been thinking for myself.

I used to be a garbage truck driver. I was sent to pick up a bin at some fishing club. It was at the end of a dead end road. I drove my truck to the end hoping there would be enough room to turn the truck around. Of course there wasn’t. That’s when I should’ve just decided to back out, but I didn’t. I asked the members of that club if the garbage truck usually turns around or backs out. They said “sure you can turn it on the grass, they do that all the time”.

So I started turning, one small moment later, I was stuck in the grass. My back wheels just kept slipping and digging in deeper. I putting gravel and wooden boards under the wheels, but nothing really worked. In the end we got like 6 of the fingers to push the truck (10.000+kg) out of the grass… and they fucking did it! It took a little back and forth, but we managed to get the truck out with teamwork.

It was a pretty stupid decision of mine, but I learned from it. It was 10 years ago, but I still remember it well,because it was just and awesome experience of teamwork and humanity.

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10 points

6 of the fingers

I don’t get that term in this context. What’s a “finger” here?

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I keep looking at it wondering … Why? The others are common. The truck, however took a little special reasoning.

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14 points

Underestimating the bed rail loading. I’d love to make a Ford joke, but let’s be real, all truck beds would crumple like that.

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The truck one is one of the only ones that I know is real cause I have seen that photo before.

Don’t know what level of compression they went through to make the photo look like that but it didn’t always.

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67 points

Once again the minivan heavy portfolio pays.

*The damage to the drywall was like that from the store it was 75% off and being used to make some patches and fill a small renovation.

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Not only did I haul drywall home in a minivan, I even had the foresight to buy a couple of 2x4s to act as rails to slide it on so the edges wouldn’t get chewed up by the rounded rear hatch opening.

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Have a camper minivan, and have on a number of occasions pulled the cushions out to haul.

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I worked at home depot, and our manager made people sign a form before having a Hi-Lo load a pallet of floor tile into their truck because it would cause their suspension to bottom out. They’d do it, and drive off with zero leeway on their shocks.

We had one guy come in bragging about how his super-expensive hydraulic suspension could handle it. We loaded 2 pallets of tile into his truck bed. I bet he felt every little crack in the road driving to the job site.

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You do feel every little bump and odds are your suspension will never be the same afterwords. But that’s why you do it with beater trucks and not anything you actually care about. My dad did the same thing except with landscaping blocks in an old salt truck he picked up for like $200. You can’t break a suspension that’s already broke.

Or that’s the theory anyways. In reality he wound up blowing the same rear tire 3 times on the trip home. Four times if you count the tire blowing again after the truck was parked. We kept having to pull over, dismount the tire, take it home, mount another used tire on the rim, take it back to the truck, and put it back on, and go until it blew again. Every time we had to do that I reminded him that I had told him before hand that he should bring the trailer.

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50 points

People that make memes and don’t spell check is my least favorite genre

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Based on the top two “photos”, they must have just got done typing “generate” a few times, so I guess I can see how the error might have occurred.

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Elsewhere in the thread someone shared one of the originals where text that’s mucked up in the above meme is clear as day. The crazy artifacting must come from some bizarre compression or automated touchup by an editing software. Maybe automated upscaling?

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12 points

A lot of times bad spelling and grammar are both engagement bait ploys. People can’t resist clicking to make comments about it.

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7 points

How do you feel about punctuation?

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2 points

I can take it or leave it

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3 points

Fair, enough

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4 points

Be the change you want to see in the world

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I think they spelled “genera” correctly, but there’s no reason to use the plural here

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I thought they meant to use “genre,” which makes more sense because who calls a type of meme a “genus?”

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1 point

I dunno, Richard Dawkins?

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1 point

Details.

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1 point

Maybe they have gonorrhea?

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41 points

See also: people struggling to fit IKEA packages in their vehicle.

Bonus: while the cursed, multi-directional-wheeled carts roll out from under them.

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I prefer stuck mining equipment tbh

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