This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

96 points

No one’s gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i’ll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.

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Everyone in retail will worship you.

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Then you’ll get all the remixes of Feliz Navidad instead.

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At least they’re remixes with some fucking variation

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Nah, there are a lot of retail songs waaayyyy more annoying than that one that would just take its place. At least that one has some talent involved lmao.

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14 points

Last Christmas is a close contender tho

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6 points

obligatory link to the Zalinki video

(Invidious link)

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4 points

i listen to that all year

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I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.

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This is the way.

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But then you’d ruin Christmas for the cyber goths… https://youtu.be/eJc6-DgaQa0?si=M1w4RWEBfHW1_l3v

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The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep

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Ask her to use headphones?

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3 points

We don’t own any

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That’s a shame, maybe ask her to turn it down a little or watch videos with subtitles then?

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1-877-CARS-4KIDS

K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

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Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

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6 points

K a r s cars for kids?

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They’re kids, not English professors

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Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD

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1000%

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You know all you’re donating to is to keep funding kids sitting in yeshivas so they can get indoctrinated to become Hasidic leeches off society. That’s where it actually goes.

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Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

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The story of Baby Shark is kind of interesting. It used to be a camp song in the 90s. It didn’t become ridiculously popular until the infamous YouTube video that everyone knows. Various people and institutions have tried to sue for ownership, but it was ruled public domain. Anyone can release their own version of Baby Shark if they want.

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*motherduckers

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Happy Birthday

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Somebody just posted this image in another Ask and I thought it was relevant:

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Damn! I was going to say American Pie but I think you’ve got the better answer but I don’t want to hear either of these songs ever again.

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