I don’t watch shows anymore I just watch serpadesign feed his frogs on YouTube x

120 points

Why does anyone watch new TV when there are perfectly good copies of every season of Gargoyles they could be pirating?

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77 points

I don’t know why, but this reminds me of my favorite Hank Hill quote: “Why would anybody want to do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?”

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20 points

Can’t take the mower to the club, not anymore.

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4 points

not since somebody used the lawnmower after the drugs

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12 points

Same energy

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16 points

Never seen gargoyles. Only porn of it.

Is it any good?

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19 points
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This is the lasting legacy of my childhood TV experience…porn 😔

Gargoyles…porn

Tiny toons…porn

Sonic the Hedgehog…porn

It’s all porn now.

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12 points

Just as god intended, I’ll tell you hwat.

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4 points

It’s the internet. That’s what it’s for. 😄

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1 point

Now that you say that, it’s really an odd, surreal experience. Were my fellow children unique, and just did not grow up, and made a blend of their childhood and what should be adult pursuits, or were people in the past just as fucked up, but all they had to make porn of was Charles Dickens and Dante and such?

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10 points

It’s okay but it’s a bit distracting what with all the sexy gargoyles

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2 points

Based

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11 points

How many times do we need to pirate them before we can watch new shows?

Also all anyone needs is The Wire, been watching that recently and it’s so good

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10 points

You can stop watching Gargoyles when the voice of Keith David is available as a default TTS client on every phone.

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9 points

We live in a machine learning world, don’t let your dreams be dreams.

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5 points

Follow that up with Oz.

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9 points

We talking bout Goliath, Hudson, Bronx, Brooklyn and the rest of the gang? Them gargoyles?

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3 points

I’ve never identified with someone else’s comment so hard.

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1 point

I am out of the loop with this one, are you referring to the cartoon series?

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1 point

Yes?

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64 points

And then for one, “yeah I like that show!”

“Oh do you remember when x did y?”

…No, I forgot everything that happened a week later.

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13 points

I’m so glad it isn’t just me. I’ve been concerned I might have memory issues because this happens in my life so much.

For real, how do people remember such details from the shows they watch.

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5 points

Might just be interest. I can’t remember yesterday, but I remember every bit of Halo lore that I’ve read.

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4 points

One the upside, you can watch a show all over again like it’s the first time!

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10 points

That’s why you wait until it finish airing and then marathon the whole thing.

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13 points

I don’t even mean because it’s episodic, it just pops right back out of my brain. Just about to finish watching all of succession, an episode a day, and couldn’t tell you half of what happened unless you remind me.

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3 points

You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.

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5 points

That’s the worst for me. If I binge it just goes into the big Binge Pot of Media Memories in my head. If I watch it daily or weekly, then I’m thinking about it and talking about it, ie interacting with the material, as it’s coming out.

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1 point

Reasonable for a 3 season show, completely insane for an 8 season one

Did that with GoT and my brain melted from so much. You end up needing to take a break mid way through anyway, might as well just watch them when the season comes out and watch a recap

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3 points

Then you can do it one season at a time…

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2 points

Well, sure, but that’s why you read GoT and don’t watch it. Also, bad endings and all that.

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36 points

I’ve taken to calling this kind of media “Mandatory Adult Television.” I think the first of its species was Lost; there were predecessors with some similar traits like The X Files or The Sopranos, heavily serialized adult content television that was very popular water cooler talk, but Lost was the first one I remember as segmenting the population into those who follow he show, and those who don’t. Game of Thrones was THE big one. You either watched Game of Thrones or you weren’t allowed to socialize as an adult. “Hey, did you see Game of Thrones last night?” “No, I don’t watch that show.” “Oh. Bye.” For nearly a decade. No one wants to talk about that show anymore. Same with Lost.

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24 points

People aren’t good with small talk and stuff like this is one of the few things you’d be likely to have in common.

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10 points

I like to pretend like I know what they’re talking about and see how far I can get before they catch on.

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21 points

See also sports as a method of excluding adults social interaction.

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25 points

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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Sick reference bro! I feel included for knowing it! Thank you!

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10 points

I didn’t watch Game of Thrones, and I didn’t feel like I needed to. What between everyone talking about it, it was hard to miss what was happening.

I do like that it introduced so many people to fantasy!

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4 points

What, in your mind, is “fantasy?” Because for a genre whose name implies imagination and creativeness, it seems pretty pigeonholed into the European medieval folklore/fairy tale aesthetic somewhere between King Arthur and JRR Tolkien.

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6 points

I’d agree with that, and most people will probably never venture outside of the hole you’ve described. For my money it’s a book that has to do with fantastical elements that can’t easily be lumped into science-fiction.

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2 points

Sounds like peer pressure.

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31 points

Severance is great. I watched it on my 3-month trial to Apple TV.

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20 points

Yeah agreed, really enjoyed it! I watched it on uh… yeah, free trial thing as well.

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2 points

Yeah. I got it there too. There was this black flag with a skull on it…

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3 points

You got 3 months!? I got 7 days; barely got a few eps of Ted Lasso in

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3 points

When I turned in my iPad (Air 4) due to some issues with magnetic covers within warranty, I got a free replacement and a 90-day trial to Apple TV+. I watched Ted Lasso (all 3 seasons), Silo and Severance during these 3 months.

I’m not sure why you only got 7 days, but I would assume that Apple gives a longer trial to people who just got a new iDevice.

ps. I should mention that if I were to get a new tablet today, I would get one from Samsung.

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1 point

Target gives out 1-3 month Apple trials from time to time.

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28 points

Seen one of those (The Boys). Maybe two if you count the first season of Westworld (don’t plan on watching more because it’s supposed to be shite).

I only really bother with Mike Flanagan’s single season stuff on Netflix, because the man knows how to open and close a story. Others should take note. Don’t start a story unless you know how it’s going to end and how long it’s going to take to get there.

“This is popular, let’s make more” is an attitude that has ruined television.

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They don’t care about the quality of television. Writing a story that goes on and on and offers the possibility of several spinoffs is the equivalent of micro-transactions in video games : they make more money that way.

Capitalism only maximizes money, it doesn’t maximize quality. It eats quality to make more money.

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7 points

The model worked back when episodes were self contained. I don’t need to see seasons 1-20 (or whatever they’re up to now) of The Simpsons to understand the latest episode. Old Star Trek was the same. You didn’t need a huge back story. Kirk/Picard and chums were the good guys. The guy with the plastic on his face and angry eyes was the bad guy. It was easy.

But stretching a simple story over 10 seasons of gradually declining quality is nonsense. By their own logic we can only have a conclusion when the quality has declined to the point that nobody cares what happens. Might as well not even have an ending at that point.

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5 points

The new Star Trek, Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks, both go back to the standalone episodic model. And they are the best since DS9.

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1 point

The Simpsons is now on season 35.

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7 points

Agreed about Flanagan. I feel like now’s the time to have more one season stories for easier digestion. Especially since so many of them turn to shit so quickly. Ted Lasso being a recent example. Holy shit that last season was horrendous.

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It’s the same thing in video games and books, people chasing money or lack skill go after the most popular genres even if they themselves don’t really have any interest in it and produce mediocre products that have 0 passion in them.

I should really watch more stuff from Flanagan, I though midnight mass was alright even if it dragged it’s feet in the middle.

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