11 points
Italian police
8 points
“now listen, this first one’s a warning for double parking. A plain slice. But next time, we won’t be so lenient. You’re getting anchovies and green peppers”
7 points
Absolutely massive slice
6 points
Hocus pocus, you’ve got pizza on your focus
5 points
Is that the TMNT van?
5 points
FOX: “Innocent bystanders struck by dangerously large slices of pizza as the unaffiliated Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles chase Footclan through the streets of New York in their illegally-modified van.”
Tucker Carlson: “I don’t mind telling you… these Turtles make me feel unsafe.”
