This is them trying to say they aren’t a left anti-communist. Followed by this for good measure:

I already posted another dunk from this same thread, but this person is a goldmine of pretentious and unintentionally hilarious takes

Link:

https://hexbear.net/comment/3942471

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Actually line struggle and criticisms of my position are the same as gatekeeping 🤓🤓

My main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism

Authoritarian against who, Cheezyweezle? Authoritarian against who?

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49 points

Stalin came to my grandma’s house and made her go to bed at bed time 😭

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41 points

My egg monopoly

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muh prison system

‘everyone has those’

muh millions in prisons

‘you expect not to arrest people after jumping from a patriarchal, hyperreligious society to a highly progressive government trying to implement socialism’

muh prison system

do this for about 7 hours and scream

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52 points

I can see that you lack the intelligence…

Words said by no intelligent person ever.

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40 points

anus

I am very smart for not saying

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Anus is the scientific word for butt so I am smarticus

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13 points

Why is it called asphalt when they mean butt crack?

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50 points

They’re complaining about gatekeeping when we just had a couple of weeks of their liberal buddies come in here and Nazi up the place so bad, we had to go back to gatekeeping?

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It’s a liberal favorite. But what about the rights of the fascists? Will the fascists be allowed to spread their hate speech? Will the fascists be allowed to brutalize minorities? Will the fascists have their rights? Please show some consideration for the fascists

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25 points

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There aren’t any states that have successfully fully implemented a socialist society today

No shit, considering no state has EVER done that. That’s a ridiculous standard to hold a state to.

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fully implemented

what a convenient little clause!

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As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL socialism!

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When you think that communism is a state of affairs to be established, and not a process

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yeah but by that metric, no state has ever successfully implemented a capitalist society either, but i guess that doesnt matter, since capitalism is human nature or some shit.

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In what way? Like by ancap standards?

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yeah. in spite of capitalists’ best efforts, people still make friends. they fall in love. they help each other. they spend time out of their day NOT thinking about creating profit for shareholders.

capitalism is only half-built, in spite of centuries of concentrated effort.

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fuck infighting, mao would want me to fistfight this fucker

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Let’s be real, you’d probably be the one holding Mao back from fist fighting this fucker if he was still around.

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Anything less is liberalism

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mao would be pulling a gun on this mofo

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“We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon.”

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