An 81-year-old Montana man was sentenced on Monday to six months in federal prison for illegally using tissue and testicles from large sheep hunted in central Asia and the US to create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunting in Texas and Minnesota.
Why the fuck is this about boring legal stuff and not the titanic frankestein sheep menacing the nation?! I want to know about the sheep! What is it’s name? What are it’s dreams? What is the death toll of it’s latest rampage?
In the balls of the montana mountain king
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Reminds me of how the Nazis bread super cows so they could fight them.
Okay so apparently the whole “bread to fight” thing was a bit of an exaggeration, they were bread to resemble a now extinct breed of wild bull that showed up a lot in Greek mythology but most zoologist today agree they weren’t even close to right.
Heck Cattle
Comrades, there can be only one solution to this threat. We must create the Heck Bear.
Did they really breed them to fight? I thought it was part of the Nazis “Aryan” heritage bullshit.
I think Goring did have some put on a private game reserve to be hunted yes
Typical Bejiing Biden crushing innovation with communist regulations. Why can’t the free market determine what horrors are beyond comprehension?
Ah yeah, but if he did it to livestock it would be fine
Six months in federal prison? Cowards. He should be sentenced to a “The hunter has become the hunted” type of situation and it should be televised. Unleash his sheep on him, I want to see if he made them giant and ferocious enough or if he stopped just short of greatness.
