Dragon Age: The Veilguard is such a clunky name
Why is there a “The” in the middle? It doesn’t sound right. Dragon Age: Veilguard is significantly better and that’s without even looking at other name options.
Idk shit about Dragon Age, are there multiple veilguards and you’re like, the veilguard?
I think it’s the group name. It’s “the veilguard” in the same sense as “the Marx brothers” or “the Avengers.”
tbf I haven’t looked at the new lore yet but even still in the last game you were the Inquisition and it’s still only called Dragon Age: Inquisition
to be even more fair it’s clunky but the dumbest name will always belong to DA2 for having a number instead of a subtitle
It actually was going to have just a subtitle, but the suits decided that people wouldn’t know its a sequel if it isn’t number 2.
The first time I loaded up that game a child yelled slurs at me and demanded that I give him my starting rock
“other attributes” ie. dick and boob size btw
tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one
oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.
guy spent more time writing about
CW: disgusting
vagina elasticity coefficient and race theory
than actual game mechanics
Rust is great. Still a fair amount of nazis. Just makes it easier to prioritize bases to destroy. 14th most played game on steam right now. What was edgy about it? Always seemed pretty standard to me.
Write into the user agreement that everyone scrolls past that the user agrees to take hormones and to put their heart and soul into fully transitioning as soon as possible and then pour the rest of your resources into your legal department to make the gamers understand that they signed a legally binding contract and are going to have to live up to their promise if they ever want to be seen as adults.
You are correct of course, but if someone sat us down and explained to us what we had actually agreed to after we clicked past one of those user agreements I’m pretty sure it would be very different from a forced transition but not all that much better morally.
Gamers when the molehill they made a mountain out of gets turned into an actual mountain
