Huh. I guess it’s not the Jews this time.
US Postal Service, actually. How do you think they can promise “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
(Yes, that noise you’re hearing in the background is my manic cackle idly daydreaming about conspiracy theorists running with this.)
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has sparked a backlash after appearing to suggest that Democrats "can control the weather.
Her tweet was “Democrats control the weather.”
She’s not suggesting anything.
Wait, instead of blaming the weather on God’s wrath for the gays, they’re just straight up blaming Democrats now? Have they lost their faith or did they never have it in the first place?
Weather control claims are firmly in the weird category.
“We can change the weather”
Also
“Climate change isn’t real”
Pick a fucking lane lady.
well. there are some weather control technologies that actually exist. Like seeding rain for crops. it’s fairly common in most places these days.
but there’s no way to precipitate a hurricane or stop one.
And this is the problem with the way she worded it and everyone blowing it off as just weird instead of straight up fucking stupid.
well she didn’t mean any of the rain precipitators. She meant, they actively controlled hurricanes. It’s both weird and fucking stupid.
Actually. I wonder what would happen if you took a microwave array, of appropriately huge power, and directed it at the hurricane’s flanks, you know. to heat up the water on that side. maybe make some wind. I bet you could steer it “some”…
(Mexico, if you’re reading this, I absolutely won’t try this, if you send me your best street taco recipe.)
Appears!? She literally tweeted, “Yes they can control the weather.”
