Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.

A salesperson at Mardel Christian & Education searched, and though they carry 2,900 Bibles, none fit the parameters.

But one Bible fits perfectly: Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the U.S.A. Bible, endorsed by former President Donald Trump and commonly referred to as the Trump Bible. They cost $60 each online, with Trump receiving fees for his endorsement.

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people still read the KJV?

and like, not as some sort of masochistic snoodery?

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KJV people are always around. Thee thy and thou.

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It’s what I had to memorize as a kid so it’s embedded in my brain.

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In Ye Olden Tymes, people learned to read with it, to much the same effect.

Very clever, Christians.

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Some denominations do believe that only the KJV is the correct English translation. Many of those people do not understand what the words actually mean. They interpret the text very narrowly and frequently are told by others what interpretation is correct.

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Which the whole symbolism of the temple veil being torn when Jesus carked on the cross was meant to mean there was no need for anyone (the clergy) to do that or to intercede.

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See also: Jesus chasing away salesmen in the temple, because they used god to peddle shit to people.

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They also don’t know that King James was gay. And it pleases me to inform them.

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“If the King James version was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me”.

I live in the shithole south, and I have heard this unironically on multiple occasions. Please send help. And education.

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That’s insane, because the KJV is objectively a bad translation. I’m not even Christian anymore and it still annoys me how popular it is.

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It’s public domain so they don’t have to pay for the copyright of a modern translation.

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American Standard, Young’s Literal Translation, are both out of copyright as well. Both of which are more readable than the KJV and frequently offer more insight into historical and cultural context without… fudging things for political interests…

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Sure along with ever other translation I can find. I prefer the geneva translation but that is hard to find so I often end up with the king james when I need a printed copy. for those not familar, the good parts of king james is where they took the geneva and updated to modern english - this should tell you something about my tastes.

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Specifically created for the grift.

Walters is a piece of shit.

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Scam to shovel taxpayer dollars to Trump.

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Forcing your State to buy 55000 Bibles from ONLY Trump is PROOF that DEMOCRATS are the Swamp!

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Why would any school want a Bible that doesn’t also have the Declaration and Constitution? It’s a perfectly logical requirement, and it’s not Trump’s fault so few others are making them.

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Did you drop this: /s

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No, because the sarcasm was so obvious that a doorstop would get it.

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I know people who would actually say this though.

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When at least 30% of people would post that without any sarcasm intended it is absolutely needed. Sorry bud, but that is the world we’re living in now.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

On the other hand, some of us couldn’t give less of a shit if people don’t realize we’re being sarcastic.

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