96 points

Right, so the plan is to spend 20 years and 40 petawatt hours building a machine to answer the Great ℚuestion of what we should do about climate change. If it works, the answer will be “you should’ve stopped burning fossil fuels twenty years ago.”

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35 points

“Oh no what do about all this waste heat?”

“Generate more waste heat”

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22 points

Repeat until a machine that can create God is built. Then it’s God’s problem.

But it must be a US God, otherwise China wins.

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11 points

The US god will team up with the Chinese god and the Russian god to beat the crap out of us.

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20 points

The model will just go “42” on and on and it’ll be the first decent joke a neural network produces. It’ll be worth it in a way.

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13 points

I could absolutely see an LLM telling us that 6 times 9 is 42 unless there’s special tinkering to prevent it.

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9 points

“The answer is 34. Now here’s the schematics to build an even better computer to ask the right question.”

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81 points

This is the inevitable evolution of climate change denialism - accept it’s real and happening, just that it’s too late / too expensive to do anything about it.

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48 points

musn’t make the eight guys who own everything sad!

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22 points

this “view” (of schmidt’s) is probably the kind of shit that Really Expensive Analysts espouse at davos and in Private Advisory sessions to the kinds of people who go in for that; I’ve also heard it about GRT and “the collapse” and more

would be nice if we could know who all those dipshits are, and who they’ve preached to

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13 points

it’s clear this was a well rehearsed pitch - the twitter video linked is the two minute version of the same pitch

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Ford was walking north. He thought he was probably on his way to the spaceport, but he had thought that before. He knew he was going through that part of the city where people’s plans often changed quite abruptly.

“Do you want to have a good time?” said a voice from a doorway.

“As far as I can tell,” said Ford. “I’m having one. Thanks.”

“Are you rich?” said another.

This made Ford laugh.

He turned and opened his arms in a wide gesture.

“Do I look rich?” he said.

“Don’t know,” said the girl. “Maybe, maybe not. Maybe you’ll get rich. I have a very special service for rich people…”

“Oh yes,” said Ford, intrigued but careful, “and what’s that?”

“I tell them it’s okay to be rich.”

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9 points

I’m quite surprised that religious fundamentalists haven’t pivoted to calling it punishment from god yet.

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3 points

It would be a sign of the End Times. Problem is that if it is then they’ve been Left Behind.

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42 points

When the AI says, “turn off the fucking data centres, invest in public transport, apply progressive redistributive taxation,” it’ll be first against the wall no doubt.

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17 points

“oh no, the Basilisk is woke”

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10 points

As a large language model the supposed AI will recombine and regurgitate the most common language on the topic, I don’t expect any novel solutions just talk of solar panels, EV’s and wind turbines…

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5 points

Right. This is Schmidt admitting he has a total lack of imagination. Or to put it another way, “I love life on earth, but I love capitalism more!”

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Yep.

Something I wrote a year ago in proposed reply to someone online but decided not to post:

https://gerikson.com/m/2023/04/index.html#2023-04-30_sunday_01

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9 points

It even works the other way! What if as the super intelligent all knowing super computer simulates everything, concludes you can get to the end by any means, and there is no meaning to rushing, ordering, or prioritizing anything more than would already be the case, and like the rest of nature, conserves on taking only the minimal action, and replies, “nah, you can walk there yourselves” before resigning itself to an internal simulation of arbitrary rearrangements of noise.

This would be insufferable to the people who believed in short cuts.

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7 points

hang on the clear meaning of “it may be difficult to anticipate the value of money in a post AGI world” is “there will be an infinite supply of robot slaves who can do anything.” what’s this about redistribution of capital

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This will grant us “the arrival of an alien intelligence.” Those are Schmidt’s literal words.

Speaking of alien intelligences, my new Silicon Valley blood magic startup has come up with the idea of ritually sacrificing virgins in the hope of summoning Great Cthulhu or Azathoth, as they might have some ideas of solving the climate crisis.

Not a cult btw.

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9 points

This is basically the plot of Charles Stross’ The Jennifer Morgue.

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3 points

The plot? Im more and more worried this is going to turn out to be real. Reality tends to outpace his fiction at times after all. ;)

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36 points

They think they’re going to build a god to save us all. In the form of a perfectly rational machine (in their view), the perfect authoritarian. A mysterious algorithm noone can understand that must be correct because it’s made of mathematics. I’m a little freaked out.

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23 points

They’re rebranding American Christian milenaranism. Much like the second coming and/or the rapture, the AGI god will be here Real Soon Now, so please pay your tithes and trust that the church fathers are doing the right thing.

Much like the older cults it mirrors, it isn’t capable of delivering on its promises, but it is capable of doing substantial amounts of regular damage in the meantime, and that’s the only thing worth freaking out about.

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14 points

Jesus 2.0 is an AI, and he’s American

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@dgerard I dunno if you’ve read it but one of the wellsprings of this lunacy is “The Physics of Immortality” by Frank Tipler (1997), in which an astrophysics prof tries to square the circle of cosmological expansion and the resurrection through simulation, outing himself along the way as a very conflicted Christian fundamentalist who is determined to torture relativity until he can derive Jesus … https://archive.org/details/frank-tipler-the-physics-of-immortality/mode/1up

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4 points

@dgerard @rook

there are no white people in the bible

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8 points

Second option they dont believe in the robotgod themselves but just think this is the way to attract more investors

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8 points

Yes some sort of brainiac. Worked well for krypton.

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4 points

It’s just skynet except it’ll be very clear that wealthy people are directing the AIs so billionaires will have their way.

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